The Grand Opening

 The Promised Land is here.

After much trouble and turmoil, the acclaimed doompunch.com has officially launched. We at doompunch would like to thank all of our fans that stuck with us through these troubling times to our outcome, the single greatest website in the world. I personally would like to thank my parents who brought me into this world as if it was not for them I would not have been here to lead this team to success. I would also like to thank our event organization staff for their fabulous job on the black tie event that we had on Friday. The rib and lobster was spectacular and I think I speak for everyone when I say a job well done! Next time please try to stay within budget though, I almost had a second tasting of it when I had to write the check.